Gee Oh Dee

Mac requested I post my MS Paint of God (on earth, ie. Jesus, but pronounced haY-zoose), which I did for my interview on a bike forum.
Here it is and the blurb:


16/ Do you believe in god? Please draw your depiction of god using MS paint.
I do believe in God.

The Christian one. Bible says, he created man in his form, so he looks a lot like us, I suppose like Jesus’ hip dad. He drives a ute, which of course is practical for carrying bicycles, when he feels like shredding the gnar. Naturally, the LS2 conversion into his VS commodore-esque ute, wasn’t enough for him, so he slapped a custom Whipple 8/71 supercharger on top, running infinity PSI, and bored/stroked it out to shinty-six litres. Also, being commodore based, there’s no fuel cap on the right side. That’s because the ute runs on the goodwill of those around him. God’s rolling on custom Trinity rims, and custom 245/35R20 Maxxis Holy Rollers. The Headlights are HID, because he says his second coming, will be fairly bright. Headlights also spray water. Of course, God can cause his own downforce, but the racer front bar and GT wing ensure Bogans and Ricers alike can dig this sweet ride. Mullet suggests he means business, but wants to party, reflective sunnies are stylish and safe. Glowing white robes are there too, they’re just hardly visible. Pet toucan is just for good measure. Oh and he’s about to get sweet air.